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CHIEFHERO[SKS]

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PostSubject: PICKUP ARTIST - THE CHAT   Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:17 am

found this when i browsed old files, made me laugh like a FREAK. its a post/thread by me in 2006-2007.

im DAN!!!

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this is actually so rofl, but i doubt many will find it funny ^^ its especially funny if you have read PUA stuff.

its me on fake facebook acc(yeeee) talking to some random chick i added so that my fake acc would look real by having friends.


Dan

hey sweety
ur rly cute
9:36pmCorinne

do i know you?
9:36pmDan

no
but i seen ur pics
9:37pmCorinne

um ok
9:37pmDan

ur rly hottie
9:38pmCorinne

thanks?
9:38pmDan

no problem
ur rly cute
on ur profile picz
u have nice legs
9:42pmCorinne

why are you telling me all this?
9:42pmDan

too bad im gay otherwise ud be so my type
9:42pmCorinne

right
9:43pmDan

im just saying it because

im facinated by beauty

and its effect on people

im studying it this year.
9:43pmCorinne

cool.
9:44pmDan

but you know

beauty is very common.

whats rare is

a great energy, a good outlook and a nice personality

you got 2 out of 3, its a good start

9:44pmCorinne

2 out of 3?
9:45pmDan

its very facinating

how a beautiful girl can attract many males

while if a man is hot

the girls are not so attracted tohim. they need more values.

they seek a man with social value etc, not just a beautiful man.
9:46pmCorinne

ok..
9:46pmDan

i have lived in hollywood for 7 months

and ive dated some pretty hot women

hell, ive even maybe dated some people you might know. super models

but beauty is very common.
9:47pmCorinne

ok...
9:47pmDan

but the great part is how

it has helped me study the male brain

and how it responses

to female beuty,

and how female brains responce to different charachteristics of a man
9:47pmCorinne

...
9:47pmDan

so all in all its really great

i am really satisfied with my life at the momeny.

i am what you call a PUA
9:48pmCorinne

what?
9:48pmDan

i have friends who would do anything for me

i can just call them and they come in a car in 10-15 minutes

i really trust them.

they got my back.

i am the alphamale.
9:49pmCorinne

haha wow why are you telling me your life story?
9:49pmDan

you know, your first impression was not that good but now as i got to know you

im really starting to change

its like you hijacked my brain. im just thinking about you so much at the moment.
9:50pmCorinne

what?
9:50pmDan

one time i was driving to california with my ex girlfriend

and she wanted to give me a blowjob but i said ''no wait til we get to california''

so when we got there i met my friends who i really like

and we went to a club

and we saw paris hilton in person

how cool is that?

Corinne

why are you telling me this
9:52pmDan

to show you that im the alphamale in my group

that im preselcted by females

that im a leader of men and females

and that i care for my loved ones.

Corinne

ok well leave me alone your a fucking creep
9:53pmDan

what?

Corinne

i dont even know you and to tell you the truth i dont care about YOUR life

so stop talking to me
9:54pmDan

oh i see. the bitch shield. you are not a bitch, you are just a bitch to me

not gonna work honey. i dont fall for those tricks

Corinne

but really leave me alone
9:54pmDan

you sure? im preselcted by girls

and im the leader of men etc

im the tribal leader in my network of friends. i swear
9:54pmCorinne

no obviosly not

becaus eim not PRE-selecting you or anything like that so bye

Dan

wheres the off buton on you? jesus

you talk all the time

you can dress yourself up, but you cant bring yourself anywhere -.-
9:56pmCorinne

that makes no sense
9:56pmDan

what?

why are you rejecting me? i disqualified myself as a potential partner

by saying that im gay
9:58pmCorinne

ok and i jsut dont want to talk to you your freaking me out
9:58pmDan

your loss baby. im preselcted by girls and im the leader of men

so you would be lucky to get me.
9:59pmCorinne

you keep contradicting yourself

you say your gay but then you say i had a girlfriend

and girls pre-select me..

really no.
9:59pmDan

i said im gay to diqualify myself as a potential partner, so that you woudln't reject me. but im not really gay. these are black nails, not pink
10:00pmCorinne

yeah so stop talking to me.

bye
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PostSubject: Re: PICKUP ARTIST - THE CHAT   Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:22 am

this girl totally NOT digging you hahah Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: PICKUP ARTIST - THE CHAT   Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:34 am

"ok well leave me alone your a fucking creep" lol Very Happy

Funny shit ^^

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PostSubject: Re: PICKUP ARTIST - THE CHAT   Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:21 am

rofl Very Happy funny shit
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PostSubject: Re: PICKUP ARTIST - THE CHAT   Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:26 am

"
you keep contradicting yourself

you say your gay but then you say i had a girlfriend

and girls pre-select me..

really no."
Owned.
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PostSubject: Re: PICKUP ARTIST - THE CHAT   Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:34 am

God damnit that was me on my fake acc -.-
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PostSubject: Re: PICKUP ARTIST - THE CHAT   Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:26 pm

XXXandBEER wrote:
God damnit that was me on my fake acc -.-
Lol Beer Very Happy u lie like a birdshit, bring prove lol ..
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